i'm not a nigger

people who eat cereal with water

you mean niggers?

what if your shoes have dreams and your just walking all over them

Kiss Me- Ed Sheeran (with rain in the background)

WHERE IS MY FUCKING CHAPSTICK

I HAVE A BROWNIE

hey

thealbinoweave:

I’m gonna go tell my dad that I’m going to be a stripper when I’m older

he said he’d visit me at work

I’m gonna go tell my dad that I’m going to be a stripper when I’m older

who wants to dress up as the grim reaper and stand outside of a retirement community with me

this one time some guy stood up in the restaurant and started singing about his sandwich